Dennis ✅ @derintendant@schuppentier.org

Friendly reminder: In a world where so many people are cruel for the sake of it, the most punk thing you can do is to be kind without expecting anything in return.

Ein Bekannter von mir aus der Schweiz überlegt gerade, seine Faser von 1GBit/s auf 10GBit/s die Sekunde zu „upgraden“ (aka. die Optiken austauschen lassen, denn in der Schweiz wird Consumer Internet P2P gebaut und nicht mit GPON).

Für umgerechnet 45 Euro im Monat.
Inklusive 4K-Apple TV, Fernsehen und Telefonanschluss.

Ich gah dann mal wieder weinen.

Duckling update.

The twelve from yesterday are down to nine today. This is unfortunately the way of nature otherwise we’d be knee deep in ducks.

Autos und Staubsauger: bis zur EU Verordnung dachten Konsumenten: je mehr Watt und laut desto besser.
Und jetzt mit der Beschränkung... Effizientere Sauger und Roboter.

Das wäre doch mal was für Autos.
Max x Liter Verbrauch, max 1l Hubraum. Kein Ofenrohrgeknatter.

Hey, #Keybase users: If you'd like to see Mastodon support in Keybase (which is just *perfect* in a federated network to verify people) and have a GitHub account: make sure to voice your wish, +1ing this comment on the related issue. That might make it happen!

https://github.com/keybase/keybase-issues/issues/2948#issuecomment-414077399

Bestes #git alias ever: git config --global alias.pfusch push --force
(von <https://github.com/danielauener/git-auf-deutsch>)

RT @PateraQuetzal via birdsite

Has anyone done this yet

this post is essentially just a press release for the company in question, but I still love the idea. "The system is 'fully charged' when the crane has created a tower of concrete blocks around it. The total energy that can be stored in the tower is 20 megawatt-hours (MWh), enough to power 2,000 Swiss homes for a whole day." https://qz.com/1355672/stacking-concrete-blocks-is-a-surprisingly-efficient-way-to-store-energy/

human energy technologies, a medley

(1) set living things on fire
(2) feed some living things to other living things and make them pull and lift stuff
(3) put a wheel in the way of moving wind or water
(4) set the remains of distant dead ancestors on fire
(5) put a lot of dangerous rocks together in one place until they get more dangerous and really hot
(6) use the sun to lift and stack heavy things, and then drop them later

*enjoys a picnic*

*doesn't really know what a picnic is*

Last night, I agreed to watch a show my son wanted me to see if he'd watch the first episode of #TheGoodPlace. Worried he wouldn't like it at all. We insisted on going to bed after episode 6, but he insisted we had to get up and watch the rest of season 1 over breakfast. 😆

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@Julia sorry, Scooter is the kind of techno that uncultured plebs consume along with their cheap store brand beer from Lidl while they're decked out in cheap polyester cloth bearing the logos of various local football clubs.
I however, am a well-educated bougeoise connaisseur of the art form, and as such I am much more drawn to the mild-mannered, non-threatening stylings of a certain DJ Bobo.

Hello! I am new.

Good morning 😈

RT de johnny :

I'm no friend of the #gewista motion ad displays in Vienna, but today I realized that my polarized sunglasses now work as ad-blockers for the physical world. 😎 #adblocker #Vienna