@troubleMoney For brrr-checking I usually just use Icinga which already has checks for most use cases. To me, Grafana is more a tool for visualization of aggregated data which also happens to have an alerting feature.

**Dennis ✅** · Aug 22, 2020, 17:29

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Aug 22, 2020, 17:29

Aug 22, 2020, 17:29

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Still loving that the Egyptian god of wisdom, Thoth's name in Ancient Greek is Θώθ

making "Θώθ what's this?" a legitimate question

**Dennis ✅** · Aug 14, 2020, 17:10

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**NickFreeman** @NickFreeman@linuxrocks.online · Aug 14, 2020, 17:10

Aug 14, 2020, 17:10

NickFreeman @NickFreeman@linuxrocks.online

Das icon für den factorio server download ist tux aber ohne kopf (headless). Habe das so noch nie gesehen, finde das aber verdammt lustig.

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**Dennis ✅** @derintendant@schuppentier.org · Aug 12, 2020, 07:45

**Dennis ✅** @derintendant@schuppentier.org · Aug 12, 2020, 07:45

Aug 12, 2020, 07:45

Dennis ✅ @derintendant@schuppentier.org

@schenklklopfer Github hatte mal was dazu geschrieben: https://github.blog/2013-04-09-yummy-cookies-across-domains/ Aber ich bin auch zu wenig Webentwickler um das komplett zu verstehen ^^

**Dennis ✅** · Aug 11, 2020, 11:04

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**Aarkon** @Aarkon@metalhead.club · Aug 11, 2020, 11:04

Aug 11, 2020, 11:04

Aarkon @Aarkon@metalhead.club

OH: „Frodo hätte den Ring einfach im Confluence vertecken sollen.“

**Dennis ✅** @derintendant@schuppentier.org · Aug 11, 2020, 22:55

**Dennis ✅** @derintendant@schuppentier.org · Aug 11, 2020, 22:55

Aug 11, 2020, 22:55

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@schenklklopfer Das macht man normalerweise, wenn man Usercontent im CDN hat um zu verhindern, dass darüber die Sessioncookies der Hauptsomain geklaut werden können. Subdomain reicht da nicht unbedingt.

**Dennis ✅** · Jul 19, 2020, 20:18

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**maman moelleuse** @Madponiez@anticapitalist.party · Jul 19, 2020, 20:18

Jul 19, 2020, 20:18

maman moelleuse @Madponiez@anticapitalist.party

raw spinach vs cooked spinach

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**Dennis ✅** · Aug 06, 2020, 18:55

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**Wiltur** @wiltur@mamot.fr · Aug 06, 2020, 18:55

Aug 06, 2020, 18:55

Wiltur @wiltur@mamot.fr

#linux #LeSachiezTu

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**Dennis ✅** · Jul 29, 2020, 18:34

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**LangerJan** @LangerJan@chaos.social · Jul 29, 2020, 18:34

Jul 29, 2020, 18:34

LangerJan @LangerJan@chaos.social

Neue Wohnung im DHL Stil:

Küche: Backstation
Bad: Kackstation
Arbeitsraum: Hackstation
Im Flur ist die Schnackstation
Zähneputzen an der Plaquestation
Mein Server steht in der Rackstation

Fürs Schlafzimmer bin ich nicht kindisch genug ^^

**Dennis ✅** · Jul 28, 2020, 15:40

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jul 28, 2020, 15:40

Jul 28, 2020, 15:40

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

who came up with the idea of adding salt to food anyway?

"we should put some of that rock on our dinner"

"you what mate?"

"mmm, tasty rock"

**Dennis ✅** · Nov 03, 2019, 20:14

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**Fisch (magic snail)** @derFisch@snouts.online · Nov 03, 2019, 20:14

Nov 03, 2019, 20:14

Fisch (magic snail) @derFisch@snouts.online

2055. I turn to the surveillance camera in my smart watch during my morning nutrigruel+caffeine

"This breakfast was brought to you by audible"

My NSA agent grimaces, pressing the skip ad button. My shock collar knocks me out for 45 second

**Dennis ✅** @derintendant@schuppentier.org · Jul 10, 2020, 05:52

**Dennis ✅** @derintendant@schuppentier.org · Jul 10, 2020, 05:52

Jul 10, 2020, 05:52

Dennis ✅ @derintendant@schuppentier.org

@rixx @rami Ha, that is literally the exact same setup I had to build too for delivering mails to Telekom, as they simply blacklist you if you don't have a full Contact Adress on a public website.

**Dennis ✅** · Apr 01, 2019, 02:36

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**Polychrome** @polychrome@cybre.space · Apr 01, 2019, 02:36

Apr 01, 2019, 02:36

Polychrome @polychrome@cybre.space

Oh my goodness I've just learned a thing about The Matrix that causes it to make a lot more sense: In the original script the humans were used as neural network compute clusters by the Machines and as a crucial component of The Matrix itself.

Which is why humans who were aware of the simulation could control aspects of The Matrix - their minds were part of its foundation.

Unfortunately the test audiences had trouble understanding this concept so the studio changed the human role to "batteries".

**Dennis ✅** @derintendant@schuppentier.org · Apr 03, 2019, 20:55

**Dennis ✅** @derintendant@schuppentier.org · Apr 03, 2019, 20:55

Apr 03, 2019, 20:55

Dennis ✅ @derintendant@schuppentier.org

@MadeMyDay Man merkt, dass man diesen Atlassian-Kram schon zu lange macht, wenn man am Screenshot erkennt, dass euer Jira mal wieder ein Update brauchen könnte. 🙈 Da das noch das alte Design ist, muss die Version mindestens ein Jahr alt sein ^^

**Dennis ✅** · Jan 18, 2019, 18:58

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**Micro SF/F stories by O Westin** @MicroSFF@mastodon.social · Jan 18, 2019, 18:58

Jan 18, 2019, 18:58

Micro SF/F stories by O Westin @MicroSFF@mastodon.social

People says all words are made up. People know nothing. Words live, dormant, seeking use, until they are found, given work.

Words worship their finders, their first users, and bless them to find other words.

After Smudge the Cat found "dawih", he also found "tgfokl" and "kuibgh".
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

**Dennis ✅** · Oct 10, 2018, 16:00

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**Micro SF/F stories by O Westin** @MicroSFF@mastodon.social · Oct 10, 2018, 16:00

Oct 10, 2018, 16:00

Micro SF/F stories by O Westin @MicroSFF@mastodon.social

"I can't help you," the witch said, "I can only mend what is broken."
"Am I not broken?"
"Your soul is hale, your body is hale. They just don't fit together. It happens."
"Is there nothing you can do?"
"Find someone else with the same complaint, and I'll swap your souls."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

**Dennis ✅** @derintendant@schuppentier.org · Oct 05, 2018, 23:05

**Dennis ✅** @derintendant@schuppentier.org · Oct 05, 2018, 23:05

Oct 05, 2018, 23:05

Dennis ✅ @derintendant@schuppentier.org

@sophie Ich bin Mittwoch von Ulm nach Frankfurt gefahren und würde nicht kontrolliert mit dem Komfort Check in. Das soll ja auf den neuen Geräten bei der akontrolpe angezeigt werden, wer in dem Wagen den Check-in gemacht hat.