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@troubleMoney For brrr-checking I usually just use Icinga which already has checks for most use cases. To me, Grafana is more a tool for visualization of aggregated data which also happens to have an alerting feature.

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Still loving that the Egyptian god of wisdom, Thoth's name in Ancient Greek is Θώθ

making "Θώθ what's this?" a legitimate question

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Das icon für den factorio server download ist tux aber ohne kopf (headless). Habe das so noch nie gesehen, finde das aber verdammt lustig.

@schenklklopfer Github hatte mal was dazu geschrieben: github.blog/2013-04-09-yummy-c Aber ich bin auch zu wenig Webentwickler um das komplett zu verstehen ^^

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OH: „Frodo hätte den Ring einfach im Confluence vertecken sollen.“

@schenklklopfer Das macht man normalerweise, wenn man Usercontent im CDN hat um zu verhindern, dass darüber die Sessioncookies der Hauptsomain geklaut werden können. Subdomain reicht da nicht unbedingt.

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Neue Wohnung im DHL Stil:

Küche: Backstation
Bad: Kackstation
Arbeitsraum: Hackstation
Im Flur ist die Schnackstation
Zähneputzen an der Plaquestation
Mein Server steht in der Rackstation

Fürs Schlafzimmer bin ich nicht kindisch genug ^^

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who came up with the idea of adding salt to food anyway?

"we should put some of that rock on our dinner"

"you what mate?"

"mmm, tasty rock"

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2055. I turn to the surveillance camera in my smart watch during my morning nutrigruel+caffeine

"This breakfast was brought to you by audible"

My NSA agent grimaces, pressing the skip ad button. My shock collar knocks me out for 45 second

@rixx @rami Ha, that is literally the exact same setup I had to build too for delivering mails to Telekom, as they simply blacklist you if you don't have a full Contact Adress on a public website.

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Oh my goodness I've just learned a thing about The Matrix that causes it to make a lot more sense: In the original script the humans were used as neural network compute clusters by the Machines and as a crucial component of The Matrix itself.

Which is why humans who were aware of the simulation could control aspects of The Matrix - their minds were part of its foundation.

Unfortunately the test audiences had trouble understanding this concept so the studio changed the human role to "batteries".

@MadeMyDay Man merkt, dass man diesen Atlassian-Kram schon zu lange macht, wenn man am Screenshot erkennt, dass euer Jira mal wieder ein Update brauchen könnte. 🙈 Da das noch das alte Design ist, muss die Version mindestens ein Jahr alt sein ^^

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People says all words are made up. People know nothing. Words live, dormant, seeking use, until they are found, given work.

Words worship their finders, their first users, and bless them to find other words.

After Smudge the Cat found "dawih", he also found "tgfokl" and "kuibgh".
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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"I can't help you," the witch said, "I can only mend what is broken."
"Am I not broken?"
"Your soul is hale, your body is hale. They just don't fit together. It happens."
"Is there nothing you can do?"
"Find someone else with the same complaint, and I'll swap your souls."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

@sophie Ich bin Mittwoch von Ulm nach Frankfurt gefahren und würde nicht kontrolliert mit dem Komfort Check in. Das soll ja auf den neuen Geräten bei der akontrolpe angezeigt werden, wer in dem Wagen den Check-in gemacht hat.

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me: castles are brutalist. gothic architecture is brutalist

architecture professor: please can you leave now

me: the sony playstation 2 is a brutalist building

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