Monday morning: The elevator closes too early and smacks my cup of coffee out of my hand. Panically trying to get towels from the toilet wihtout the door closing.

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A haiku about getting out of bed:

No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

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RMS is only cross posting to GNU/social via a script? That hurds

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I'm handling so many terminals that I could be an airport

"I need to do that in Javascript, because I have to open the Windows Explorer on the client" - Overheard at work

Android: the operating system with strace but without man pages

That feeling when tar lacks an option so you need to cross compile a new one for arm64

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make mastodon as unappealing to brands as possible

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Co-worker: "The other PHP application runs in a jBoss"

I'm curious but afraid to ask.

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>be gone for 5 days
>sudo pacman -Syu
>950MB to download

thanks arch

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